getting home and being able to take off your pants more like
My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom
it was a tea bag
A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.
My contacts dried out and I thought the headphones were one eye and the other eye was the other eye so it had mismatched eyes and it was looking right at me and the pink in the ears were mouths and I am having a heart attack
I haven’t got glasses on and I thought the same thing
americans make cheese toasties IN A PAN??? and call it ‘grilled cheese’
I’M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW
Wtf is a cheese toasty and how else are you supposed to cook it if not in a pan
USING A GRILL WHERE IS THE CONFUSION DO YOU CALL IT A PANNED CHEESE
wait…you guys make toasties in pans?
my fucking question here is why the fuck are you guys calling them cheese toasties if you’re not making it in a toaster
You can make them in the toaster tho
having the worst internet connection in your friend group