August 2011
When I see someone I hate:
i’m like: but really i want to: but then i remember i don’t waste my time on bitches like you:
Aug 31st
58,644 notes
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY DOOOODDSSSSSSSSS
Walkin’ to school I’ll be like In classes I won’t pay attention Then I’ll be going home like Then I shall PARTY HARDDDDD
Aug 29th
My dad just gave me 3 plates of pasta...
Bitch my stomach can’t conceal that much Pasta!
Aug 29th
When you're on the ferris wheel..
lmaogtfo: Your friend shakes it: & you’re like: Hence fear of moving heights. GOD DAMN YOU FRIENDS
Aug 29th
99,706 notes
When you go to the bathroom at night
lmaogtfo: inside your mind: then you are like: RUN BITCH ! THEY’RE COMING FOR ME ! Submitted by theshapeofeight
Aug 29th
95,014 notes
I'm terrible at comforting people. I'm just like
lmaogtfo: Pfft What bullshit, I’m more like:
Aug 29th
214,910 notes
Whenever I see an old person eating alone, I just...
lmaogtfo: As my friends would know, Lonely old people make me cry.
Aug 29th
34,946 notes
It's my Day of Birth tomorrow...
PARTY OVER HERE BTICHESSSS
Aug 29th
Mother why do you wash my fucking shoes!? YOU KNOW...
Fuckin’ crazy bastards
Aug 29th
When I'm cranky, do not bother me. Or else.
cloud-kai:
Aug 29th
19,819 notes
I hate it when I buy a bag of air and it comes...
lmaogtfo:
Aug 29th
238 notes
Math is the only place where I hear a person...
“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“ “I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?” DIABETES, MAYBE? ^
Aug 29th
277,865 notes
Student vs. Teacher
Teacher: If there are any idiots in this class, stand up.  Student: *stands up*  Teacher: Now, why are you an idiot?  Student: I’m not, I just hate seeing you standing up there alone.
Aug 29th
54,546 notes
horror movies
I CANT BELIEVE YOU’VE JUST WALKED INTO A DARK ROOM ALONE RUN RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN HE’S COMING FOR YA STUPIDDDD, DONT STUMBLE, HE’S JUST BEHIND YOU THERE HE IS, BEHIND YOU, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN BITCH, RUUUUUUUUUN LIKE FORREST
Aug 28th
34,999 notes
Apparently, Twilight is ‘so popular’ because...
girlnamedjulienne: Oh yeah, remember that time when I was a vampire.
Aug 28th
103,895 notes
What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also...
lmaogtfo: REBLOG IF YOU GET IT. More Laughs Here
Aug 28th
110,042 notes
I hate posts that say "if you don't reblog this...
i mean, if i didn’t have a heart.. i’d be dead.
Aug 28th
74,023 notes
When Microsoft Word tries to tell you that you...
Aug 28th
41,712 notes
That awkward moment when your mom tells you to...
yougotmeatgoodbye: and you’re all panicking like “WHERE IS SHE????!!!!!” and when she finally comes, you’re like
Aug 28th
90,150 notes
Most teens my age get in trouble for drinking and...
xoneha: this is where “I could’ve been worse” comes in.
Aug 28th
158,217 notes
Reblog if you're the retarded friend.
Aug 27th
406,505 notes
Reblog if you ever pretended that the brushy thing...
 
Aug 27th
106,450 notes
That moment when you forgot to bring a towel in...
theblackship: How could I have forgotten?! No one’s around? Run for your life  
Aug 27th
44,360 notes
Finding someone who likes the same things as you
shippingheart: In real life: Online:
Aug 27th
112,569 notes
43 Days to Stephen Merchant!!!
Aug 27th
tsunjo asked: Who's you're favorite super hero?
Aug 27th
Who the fuck would want to be in love with me?
lmaogtfo:
Aug 27th
70,730 notes
When making a 'cute' funny face.
Expectation: Reality:
Aug 27th
82,731 notes
Valentines Day.
classstyleass: Expectations: Reality:
Aug 27th
27,841 notes
When the computer says you're connected to the...
Aug 27th
113,398 notes
Put your cursor on his face.
leiaseforcapazounao:
Aug 27th
142,478 notes
Studying with friends...
ipretendtobefine: Expectations : Reality :
Aug 27th
142,628 notes
When you see someone do math without a...
jazzyjazzybangbang:
Aug 27th
123,922 notes
My parents never had "the talk" with me.
and yet, i know almost everything there is to know. Who needs parents?
Aug 27th
214,484 notes
Talking about your fandom
justloveyourselfxoxo: With your friends: On tumblr: More LOLs here.
Aug 27th
100,350 notes
Normal teenagers on the weekends
Then, there’s me: More LOLs Here
Aug 27th
75,893 notes
After you see someone break up on facebook after...
  More Laughs Here
Aug 27th
41,610 notes
That ONE time you feel hyper and want to do...
More Laughs Here
Aug 27th
79,227 notes
1 tag
When you drink something really cold after chewing...
lmaogtfo: More Laughs Here
Aug 27th
10,982 notes
I love knowing something I'm not supposed to know.
More Laughs Here
Aug 27th
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I'm the type of person that wants to get good...
More Laughs Here
Aug 27th
70,651 notes
Not studying for a test and passing it
More Laughs Here
Aug 27th
53,156 notes
1 tag
When your mom screams at you to hurry into the...
More Laughs Here
Aug 27th
21,595 notes
44 Days to Stephen Merchant!!!
Aug 26th
45 days to Stephen Merchant!!!!!!!
Aug 25th
3 tags
Aug 22nd
1,964 notes
47 Days to Stephen Merchant!!!!
Aug 22nd
Okay so...
After I decided not to watch anymore anime… Blue Exorcist makes it’s appearance once again :T Oh wells Mephisto is a funny bastard anyway~
Aug 21st
48 Days to Stephen Merchant!!!!
Aug 20th
49 Days to Stephen Merchant!!!!
Aug 19th